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Why?

Why did a “Sane Society” elect a mentally challenged person to the highest position in America?

If a “sane society” can vote for a man who clearly is mentally challenged, then you are confessing that you have become so filled with ignorance or hate that you would see the very foundations of your country torn down. Anyone or anybody is better than non-politician orange man!

Just what does an individual tell him or herself, when they knowingly vote for a person they know not to be fit for public office?

Is that person comfortable knowing that a “committee” is behind the president’s activities and strategies? And that committee will also oversee a new President’s agenda?

This committee may or may not be same as the old one, but will it matter, either way, will America the land of the free die because of it?

The Media cannot claim either collective dementia or delusion. This is not new. They cannot be the victims of lies when they have propagated and spread almost all of them.

ALL paraphrased from the article by the Unified Patriots-

So!

So the government wants to take all the guns from honest people but can not take them from the organized crime, gangs, mobs, and criminals. So does that really sound like a good thing?

Bureau of Justice Statistics Response time – BEST case IF not busy – (civil unrest/ in riot = N/A)

Type Crime = W/in 5 Min – 6-10 Min – 11 Min –

Violence* 28.3% 30.3% 33.5%

Robbery 32.3% 38.8% 28.3%

Agg /Assault 20.9% 32.6% 36.4%

Simple Assault 31.4% 28.0% 31.8%

Property Crimes 12.8% 20.2% 47.8%

House Burglary 13.6% 21.8% 46.9%

Vehicle Theft 12.5% 22.2% 49.1%

Theft 12.5% 18.9% 48.0%

Most robberies occur on the street (44.5%), directly against a person, and are called a strong-arm robbery. The weapon of choice for robbers is the firearm (42.2%) with knives or cutting instruments second (8.6%). Strong-arm tactics like punching, pushing, kicking, or threats are used mainly on the street (39.9%).

When someone robs you in your home (14.3%) it’s called home invasion robbery. Most people have chosen to outsource their safety and security, instead of taking the very real and necessary steps to ensure their own well being.

Sadly, this attitude is the reason so many criminals feel safe and secure when committing their crimes. They know that the chances of being stopped by the average citizen are pretty low, and the likelihood of law enforcement arriving before they finish their crime is even smaller.

If you own a gun

A: Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

B: Its better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C: Police carry guns to protect themselves, not YOU!

D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

E: Never say “I’ve got a gun.”

F: Average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes –

(if they are not busy- at a riot or other place)

G: 1st rule in a gunfight: Always win – cheat if necessary.

H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, cause it’ll be empty.

I: In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

J: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun you are being prepared.

K: You can say ‘stop’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

L: You can’t save the planet, but you MAY be able to save yourself and your FAMILY.

Senior Sex

A little old school humor -Senior Sex —

The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

Yes, she says, “I remember it well.”

OK, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”

“Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having

sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”

PUBLIC SERVICE NOTICE

It’s almost SUMMER! Be Safe out there!

There are three types of beacons used to transmit distress signals.

EPIRBs (emergency position-indicating radio beacons: for boats & ships, big & small)

ELTs (emergency locator transmitter/ beacons for aviation/ aircraft use)

PLBs (personal locator beacons are hand held personal portable units used for multi-environment use by hunters, kayakers, hikers, and just about anyone).

Key item to make certain that you do is to register your emergency locator beacon so they know who is in trouble.

An emergency position-indicating radio beacon (EPIRB) is a type of emergency locator beacon, a portable battery powered radio transmitter used in emergencies to locate airplanes, vessels, and persons in distress and in need of immediate rescue.

In the event of an emergency, such as the ship sinking or an airplane crash, the transmitter is activated and begins transmitting a continuous radio signal which is used by search and rescue teams to quickly locate the emergency and render aid.

Distress alerts transmitted from ELTs, EPIRBs, and PLBs, are received and processed by the International Cospas-Sarsat Programme, the international satellite system for search and rescue (SAR).

When manually activated, or automatically activated upon immersion or impact, such transmitters/ beacons send out a distress signal.

The signals are monitored worldwide and the location of the distress is detected by non-geostationary satellites using the Doppler effect for trilateration, and in more recent EPIRBs also by GPS.

The basic purpose of this system is to help rescuers find survivors within the so-called “Golden Day” (the first 24 hours following a traumatic event) during which the majority of survivors can usually be saved.

Remember, the life You Save may be Your Own!

The King Goes Fishing

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.

The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the king and the queen went fishing.

On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm.”

The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.”

So the king continued on his way. However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked. Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster. The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.” So the king hired the donkey.

And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government. And thus the symbol of the democrat party was born. The practice is unbroken to this day.